Here it is 9:00 at night. The kids are all bathed, PJ'd, tucked into bed. Dave and I have settled in front of the TV for some grown-up relaxation. Ellie comes out of her room.
Me: What's up Ellie? (She's usually asleep by now. I'm surprised that she is emerging.)
Ellie: Ummm....well....it's Janea.
Me: Huh? What?
Silence as Ellie escorts Janea into the room.
Me: OMG!! Is that DESITIN??? EEEEEEWWWW!!!! She JUST got out of the BATH!
What do I see? Janea has located the tube of Desitin on the changing table and proceeded to smear it all over her FACE!
Fast-forward in time....It's now 8:20AM--the next day. She STILL smells like butt-cream! :(
